OBLIVIATE.

«Oh, breathing. Breathing is boring.»
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  • gay male: i'm gay
  • straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
  • gay female: i'm gay
  • straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
  • And let's not forget -
  • Gay female: I'm gay
  • Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
  • Gay male: I'm gay
  • Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
  • My response:
  • Anyone ever: I'm gay
  • Me: awesome.

“Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”

“The fault in our stars”, John Green (via wallflowerneverland)

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